conés alvie poast hq

MY MISSION IS TO CRAFT AN IMAGE OF THE CONÉS ALVIE

women/ladies/girls/men/other experts in the field hate these one weird tricks

must be one of those bugged 10000 notes post 🤣

the pergerts worging at mario keep showing its nose in tweets

im begging im fucking begging you right now im blegging on my hand and knees please quit my job

quitting my job i gotta poop

whacking my decrepit clintoris to geoguesser fails compilation vidzzz

Yeah Yeah The Poop Knife we had all seen it

IM SORRY: GRANDPA KILLED IN STEAMROLLER ACCIDENT SHOOTING SPINDLY GRANDPA SPORES IN ANY DIRECTION

you only want me for my posts you don't give two ball's about my dashing smile

Urk.. i need to finish this... ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE: WHITE GUILT TEMPEST!

when i was born from the mud under the troughs the pigs slop doesnt even reach, i had a "goal" in my mind it singlehandedly drove me to drink, to party nonstop with drugs & finally to tumblr post, and my mind was ruined FUBAR style and i forgot my goal sorry

sorry i haven't posted for a bit, i was in the hospital but instead of the iv there was butane in my veins and im out to cut the junkie