the science of bananas

Theres something so special. About a character saying they're "used to" something. "Im used to pain." "Im used to death." "Im used to be treated like that." "It's okay, I'm used to it." It gets me. Alskskkdwlndjcjsbbsbs

...what is Guardian and who is Shen Wei?

#i love the cat mouse dual investigating each other they dfo#how theyre both not rationally trustworthy based on the situation#zhao yunlan is the man in power that shen wei’s life breaks the laws of#and the man who looks like shen wei’s ‘dead’ lover so hes either not kunlun or a manipulating liar#or hes got amnesia all which make him a ‘new’ person which hurts shen wei’s heart#not to mention dude can call him out and make hei pao shi an enemy of dixing and haxing for being#the hypocrite who lives on haxing as a human and lets people go#meanwhile shen wei to zhao yunlan? definitely breaking laws definitely Capable of killing anyone and the#cases of murder he’s been investigating#but hes so hot and he’s so caring and zhao yunlan doesnt want to ruin his life#cause hes nice and making him question and re-evaluate his morals. and also cause#again shen wei could kill the SID its not a question shen wei is THE most scary superpowered guy zhao yunlans ever met#but hes also so earnest and loving and kind. and a huge ass Bad Liar#and so they do this dance. where zhao yunlan wants honesty but knows he’s a threat to shen wei if shen wei#opens up and just spells out the truth#meanwhile he cant actually force shen wei because then shen wei may Really have to be#an enemy of Haxing and therefore SID and that is both deadly and such a sad outcome#so shen wei lies bad which is the closest he can do to ‘trusting’ zhao yunlan. a man he Barely Can trust#because if hes not Kunlun then who the fuck is he and if he is then he Hurt shen wei by not caring Now#and zhao yunlan tries not to corner shen wei to show he IS worth trusting and he WONT ruin shen wei and their relationship#if shen wei will Just Open Up to him#anyway i love this dance they do in the early eps (via @mejomonster)

what about your tags?? #guardian#shen wei#kunlun#kunlun x shen wei#ok first of all#these gifs are STUNNING#second of all#EVERYTHING HURTS AND I AM NOT OK#this scene BRUTALLY MURDERS ME every. single. time.#the struggle on zyl’s side to stay even a SECOND longer until shen wei wakes up#the slowly dawning awareness and then swiftly overtaking horror on shen wei’s face as he wakes up and realizes what’s happening#i mean fucking HELL his EYES in that last gif#*sobs aggressively*#THEY DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER#THEY DESERVED TO HAVE TIME TOGETHER#*more gross sobbing*#anyway#LOVE THESE SO MUCH#THAT IS ALL#queue you hear the people sing? (via @eirenical)

@baiyubai and @eirenical reblog each other: 3396 dead, 485.8k wounded

It’s unfortunate that MDZS isn’t mainstream enough to reference in casual offline conversation, because “this is what killed Nie Mingjue” is thee best possible way to describe an offensively grating piece of music and there is simply no normie equivalent.