fragile mess hoping for the best ✨

Showing up to The Odyssey in IMAX like

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

“Straws give you wrinkles” “sunlight gives you age spots” “smiling with your eyes gives you laugh lines” okay but what if I did that. What if I drank Vanilla Coke from a bendy straw and danced in the sunlight and laughed with reckless abandon. What then. We all age we all get wrinkles we all grow old and dammit I will do it with the sun on my face and the joy of life at my back

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire