ur local dumb bitch

You have survived every moment of your life, even the ones you swore you wouldn’t. This time is no different; you will last.

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

oh my god. most of life really is about the little things. a good haircut, a nice playlist, trying a new recipe that turns out well, a poem that hits home, a comfortable spot in the sun, spontaneous messages, a pen you enjoy writing with, tea with the right temperature to drink, buying that thing you’ve been eyeing for a while, a warm bed. yeah im so grateful for the small joys

sometimes I think

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017