Yeah i bet u love pondering your orb don't you u godless freak

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous