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@paleolithic-pergok
Crag notice wild boars sniffing in dirt... something good to eat there maybe?
What Crag thinking? Just kill and eat boars. Anything underground probably taste yucky and not as good as boar meat
But what if the underground food is yummy WITH boar meat? Make boar meat double tasty
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Smithsonian found out about that place down the way where you can get a goat's horn full of nutritious bison fat and it only cost a dollar
What a "dollar?" Blurg only trade in material or food
in societies, there are too many things for that kind of trading to work effectively, so we agree to give an otherwise less important object a value and exchange everything against it, like this: wheel of cheese < - > 4 dollars
4 dollars < - > bag of beans
and now i have a bag of beans even though the bean man didn't want my cheese, because i used currency
the great thing about currency is that since the value is made-up, we can trade it for things that are valuable but not objects, like:
1 new design for a machine < - > 50 dollars
10 dollars < - > a haircut
even though the barber couldn't care less what i'm drawing i still get a haircut and have currency left over to spend on other things
my buddy who's an early human was showing me his rudimentary stone tools like "these are gonna change everything". bruh 😂😂
hey man :/
Kinda rude of you OP
we're doing our best :(
better have tool and not need, than need tool and not have
Without stone tool, bronze tool and steel tool would never exist
crag jr??? are you soft launching a child????
Crag jr been public knowledge for a little while actually
crag soft launch child into tar pit maybe
lcao (laughing crag's ass off)
every time bnork hear of crag Jr, bnork concern for crag Jr grows. Maybe crag not best dad for small child. Maybe
Pergok's children die from one or two disease, Crag Jr survive despite having all diseases. Crag making Crag Jr strong be exposing to adversity
bnork lose one child to long winter and that it. Rest of bnork children fine and also large. Bnork still give them adversity through running at lions and going in Deep Waters. Bnork just not attack children like lunatic or poison them with snaketooth blood
the tar pit and the snake poison were accidental okay
Just like making Crag Jr was accident
crag jr??? are you soft launching a child????
Crag jr been public knowledge for a little while actually
crag soft launch child into tar pit maybe
lcao (laughing crag's ass off)
every time bnork hear of crag Jr, bnork concern for crag Jr grows. Maybe crag not best dad for small child. Maybe
Pergok's children die from one or two disease, Crag Jr survive despite having all diseases. Crag making Crag Jr strong be exposing to adversity
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Crag invent wheel but forget to invent axle so it kind of useless now tbh
Could roll it down hill and have tribe chase it, see who is fastest runner to catch the wheel.
Each morning a civvie come and advertise with cuneiform
Tells the nomad population that civilized houses are warm
And three sapien-neanderthal hybrids holler from a bamboo tree
that civilization is a thing for Crag to see
Crag don't care how terrific, don't want to leave Paleolithic, oh no no no no
Enjoy your houses lavish, Crag so happy being savage, Crag refuse to go
Not want no lanterns, landlords, bronze tools, goat's milk
Crag make it clear
No matter how you coax Crag
Crag stay right here
Crag writing down list of all of Crag's enemies
As some day it may happen that a dinner must be found
Crag have a little list (Crag have a little list)
Of uncivilized offenders who should be fossils underground
And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!
There's the neolithic nuisances who insist on farming wheat
and clearing out the grasslands so that they can herd their sheep
And that tribe from the next valley who think that they're so great
Just because their chieftain lived as old as thirty-eight
And young hunters who with their spear-throwing always miss
They'd none of them be missed - they'd none of them be missed!
There's the goats-horn serenader and the others of his race
and the femur-bone flutist - Crag have him on the list!
And the gatherers who eat watermint and puff it in your face
They never would be missed - they never would be missed!
Then the mastadon who tramples Crag into the dirt and stone
Just because Crag's spear hit him in the orbital bone
And that singular anomaly, the Australopithecus
I don't think she'd be missed - I'm sure she won't be missed!
And that village elder nuisance who is older than the hills
the quack-job shaman charging triple for his tonics and his pills
the glutton who every winter asks if you have meat and berries saved
the brute who thinks you're a woman and drags you by your hair into his cave
And warring tribal chieftains of an intimidating kind
Such as what-d'you-call-him, thingamabob, and likewise -nevermind
And tut-tut-tut and what's-his-name, and also you-know-who
The task of filling up the blanks Crag would rather leave to you
But it doesn't really matter who you put upon the list
They'd none of them be missed - they'd none of them be missed!
Down the valley from me there's an old hollow tree
In which lives a spirit or two
When the lake turns to ice we make sure to sacrifice
Some of that good old shaman's brew
They call it that old shaman's breeewwwww
And them that refuse it are feeewwwww
So i'll hush up my face if you give me a taste
Of that good old shaman's breeewwwww
The chieftain walked by, inconsolable guy
Said his daughter would die of the flu
He threatened with club i give him earthen jug
Of that good old shaman's brew
My uncle Snort is hairy and short
He looks just like a baboon
But he feels like a gorilla when he gets his fill'a
That good old shaman's brew
This is what we're doing now right
Everyone be very quiet. Smilodon here
:)) that gorks smilodon :) big smile :)
Pergok would like to pet the Smile Don
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🥵 yo girl you’re so paranoid and distrusting 👀
So what if Crag am
#Best case scenario: Gobb know about reincarnation and Crag will be girl during next life. Worst case scenario: Gobb cuts off Crag's dick
actually it is possible for Crag to be girl in this life and still have dick. girl is feeling and feeling does not care about body.
also Gobb could want to *checks notes* "force fem" Crag by making Crag feel more like girl. Gobb is probably making a joke if this is what Gobb means. Swallowtail is pretty sure "force fem" is always pretend-forced, not real-forced. that means Crag would need to say "yes i want this" for it to be "force fem."
Pergok acknowledge those options as being in middle. Only gave best and worst cases, Pergok not mean those only options
you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.
🥵 yo girl you’re so paranoid and distrusting 👀
So what if Crag am
[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me
#me with gob #me with shmilk
slogans for the upcoming orc election
#me with crag
Crag not realize Crag was candidate
Pergok forged paperwork to nominate Crag. Crag good chaos. Sometimes. Pergok just want watch world burn, and Crag has fire
If Crag elected chieftain, Crag will pull teeth out of the physically weak as a cheap source of necklace beads
[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me
#me with gob #me with shmilk
slogans for the upcoming orc election
#me with crag
Crag not realize Crag was candidate
Pergok forged paperwork to nominate Crag. Crag good chaos. Sometimes. Pergok just want watch world burn, and Crag has fire
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Crag hear that today is "ash wednesday", which means Crag no can eat meat today. Can only eat ash
Crag's waking up, eating ash and dust
With a massive brow and intense bloodlust
This is it, the paleolithic
*titanaboa hiss* *mastadon call*
I'm walking up(right), you can tell in my bones
joints suggest an upright pose
Welcome to the stone age, to the stone age
Welcome to the stone age, to the stone age
We've seen baby youtubers, but what about prehistoric youtubers
