cras es noster

happy pride month to this post specifically

KLAY THOMPSON SLEEP WITH BOTH EYES OPEN YOU FUCKING PUSSY BITCH

Megan should be allowed to kill one man a day at this point

the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

people want to claim the allure of the unconventional while still treating it with disgust. "fat boy summer" about average men. "DILF" but only if he's under 40. "bear" about a man built like a superhero. "butch" but not if she's too butch. "monsterfucker" about an anime girl with horns. it's exhausting

it’s such a shame that despite the millions of books, movies, and tv shows out there, no one has EVER managed to write a woman well. yeah, believe it or not, it’s never happened, not even once! and since i’m incapable of enjoying characters that AREN’T well written, i’ll just have to keep ONLY enjoying well written men, like tony stark

The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".

I’m so happy for Delroy Lindo and Wunmi Mosaku! 🫶🏾

me and my wife “block button” saw you from across the dash and we absolutely fucking hated your vibe. we never want to see you ever again. goodbye

reblog for 2026 to be the most homoerotic year for u

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

this is twice as true in the winter

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.