who turgled?

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

There’s a cool trick you can do where you pour a shot and then add an expired antidepressant to it and it gets you super fucked up so you can save money when you go out for the night. In other news I just discovered that if you ask any man at a goth rave if you can bite him he will say yes. He thinks he’s getting laid but you can just bite him super hard and walk away. Life is full of beautiful moments

Remember when the DARE program was like "and that's why you should never huff markers" and everyone was like "you can huff markers?"

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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They asked if I was giants I said bitch I might be

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

Seems just this morning I spoke to him for 17 minutes about how robust and lively Mitch McConnell was.