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My name is Lettuce! you might know me from Old Mcytblr. pronouns r he/they. a major now. I'm annoying. hi im editing thid blougfor the first time since uh. like 2021 ! its hermits in here now.

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I absolutely love when people fall on swords for the bit. Joel Smallishbeans is such a good example of it too.
He puffs himself up all annoyed and outraged and says "Of course I wouldn't fall for that obvious trap! You're stupid! I'm not stupid!" And then immediately goes off and does it because the rule of the bit says that's the funniest outcome and he has to do it no matter how much it inconveniences him I can't get over he perfectly follows that formula in the latest EGG saga to the most extreme comedic way possible. EGG invites him and Cleo over to their secret base with a proposal: They'll prank someone for them for 1000 diamonds. This is an absurd offer, one that they never intended to have anyone actually take them up on. Joel even laughs in disbelief at it how few diamonds he has in comparison and Etho helpfully points out that Scar runs a bank. Immediately you see the gears turning in Joel's head that now he has to figure out a way to do it once he realizes that it is possible. He sees the invisible thread of the bit and he has to follow it.
Then Grian pulls the trigger for the actual reason Cleo and Joel were invited over because who would pay them 1000 diamonds for a prank? This whole meeting was just a setup to get Joel and/or Cleo into position to launch them thousands of blocks into the sky with windcharges again. And because of Joel's hilarious luck and the world loving to watch him suffer, he's the only one who gets launched and he's pissed because he's already done this before and it's so annoying to him. He comes back and makes a whole show of letting them know how annoyed and mad he was and even half-heartedly threatens to blow the place up just to play it up. He asks how to leave and Grian attempts to trick him into launching him again but Joel manages to weasel out of it and they all laugh it off and Joel goes on his way. They got a funny Joel reaction, prank completed. Except Joel can't stop thinking about the thread of the bit. It's there and he can see it and it's calling him. He can't just let it go unanswered.
He immediately returns back to clarify that EGG would prank False for him for 1000 diamonds. With confirmation and encouragement that yes, the bit is still alive and well, Joel immediately goes to get a loan from Scar. And to the shock of everyone he comes back 20 minutes later with 1000 diamonds. Grian openly admits he didn't think anyone would do it. Then Joel admits that he has 15% interest on the loan and you can hear it in his voice that he's only now starting to comprehend just how bad of a financial idea that was. Of course now he's in too deep and he's at risk of regretting committing to this so he starts playing up how much he wants False to suffer and how serious he is about this because holy shit he just gave them one thousand diamonds on impulse for a bit and it's just hitting him. He's going to have to do so much mining to pay off that debt. And then he realizes that if he doesn't pay it off within a month, he agreed to give up his base???? I think him saying all of that out loud made him realize he yes-anded too close to the sun and oh god what has he done???? No one asked him to do this but he saw the bit and he just couldn't let it go. There was a sword to fall on by god he had to do it! He just had to! Now he has to worry about the bank owning his base if he doesn't come into possession of 1150 diamonds by the end of the month. I love Joel so fucking much
I like that they all cram onto a single mafia chair
really a generationally iconic latest hermitcraft ep from grian it had:
grian breaking a shop within 1 minute of entering
their shop entrance being getting flushed down the toilet
"I'm Mary Poppins, Yo" -scar
bdubs going through the 5 stages of grief then finding peace
"it is an o-no-ma-to-po-ei-a" -bdubs
and most importantly:
Gone in an instant

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I find it so sad when people present the history of hermitcraft as "generikb left so xisuma took over as admin and leader". like noooooo you're doing such a disservice to the chaotic group project that is hermitcraft. xisuma took on responsibility for the physical server hosting, yes, but Joe Hills broke the decision stalemate (via coup) and Hypno took the website and Cleo arrived to join the council (of people who actually go to meetings and do admin) and welsknight stood up to rap battle anyone necessary and tango came on as tech support and keralis came on as hardware sugardaddy (where's beef's new mouse?) and there's more and more and more. there's no leader of hermitcraft (Joe stood down immediately after the coup) and everyone has a veto. a lone leader would have fallen by now, it's the work of every hermit that makes the server strong
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just finished watching past life. he really want that bedroom.

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Here he is, in all her magical girl glory ✨
(You get a sketchbook drawing as I was at a local market selling my art when I saw this request)
some 2026 gamers outreach redraws! 🌺
he's so full of whimsy and joy while holding that giant murder machine
“average hermit has spent 20000 hours on the server this season" factoid actualy just statistical error. average hermit has spent a normal amount of time on the server and has made moderate base progress. tangotek, who has spent one billion hours on the server since september and is in the middle of creating a humungous custom mountain just so he can START his ACTUAL project, a fully-fledged deck-building game with a map so large, redstone mechanics so complex, and so much time and effort put into its creation that it can hardly be called a “mini” game, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I have trapped him….. now he can never escape
Pearl is in fact the centre of the universe confirmed