ᴄᴀsᴀ ᴅɪ ʟᴏɢɪsᴛɪʟʟᴀ.

-burns your nachos-

...... my nachos are on fire.......

Picks Stolfie up and spins him around!! This is what you get for being cute and small and pink and Friendshaped!

     ❝I WILL NOT EVEN attempt to decipher that gibberish you just uttered, Paladin.❞ What in the world was the other even saying? They might as well be speaking some language that the Grail itself can’t even translate. Something about kachoos and…hippys. The latter he could understand at least (what an atrocious name, though!), but everything else? Nonsense. Utter nonsense. ❝I will await this…whatever it is, I suppose.❞

stunning hippogriff you have there! be a shame if something happened to it..

Is this what being given positive attention is like? Outstanding. In baby’s first ‘I don’t know that show’ peer pressure, she nods emphatically, the sheet billowing with each motion. “Yes. The sponge show.” (She would not know a sponge if it was shown to her.) The bow somehow makes the comically large eyeholes even more ridiculous, a soft blush forming. “If one of humanity’s heroes thinks I can pull it off… I’ll definitely be a pirate-ghost-magical-girl.” Even if she only understands two components of that mashup!

the paladin reached over, patting her head continuously.  “yep! that one!” thankfully ophelia wasn’t getting into specifics because aside from a few episode, he really couldn’t describe the sponge show in detail. he didn’t watch much of it but he DID remember that name ‘davy jones’ popping up in whatever episode he managed to watch. “i like your spirit! for that you get a second bow!”

and so he removes the remaining one before plopping it on the other side of her head. 

    “Oh, well I’ve got little paws people can squeeze too! ‘Cept if you squeeze ‘em too hard you may end up losing a finger or two.”

“twizzler, huh. we all live in the same facility, isn’t that already too much connecting..?” someone give this man an instagram, it would become completely cryptic. lancelot looks over astolfo’s shoulder to see what the fuss is about.

“schehe..– oh, the scaredy-catster.” that one! now he remembers. “so it is for posting… on brand notices?” what’s on brand. where is the brand. hello.

“yeah but with twizzler you get to know what everyone’s thinking every second of every day! and so now evasive thoughts like ‘i wonder what so and so is doing’ can be a thing of the past! for example, if my really awesome king decides to post, ‘feeling cool today’, i can know that he’s in a good mood! and you know, i think artie is on there! and the other circle knights!” personally astolfo thought it’d be good for the berkserker! now he could GRRRR in other mediums and get just as much attention than just yelling in the halls when he felt like it!

She’s too busy being proud of making a bedsheet ghost outfit to even correct anyone, somehow stoically smiling along. “I visited Davy Jones’ locker…”

“a….. what, now?” the answer is not only no, but that he has completely forgotten everything about it.

“These… are my nachos. You stole them from me. You can have them, it’s fine. I’ll just buy a new pack, I guess.” 

Cue sad violin noises. “ So you love yogurt more than hugs… I feel so betrayed. It’s like Honnoji all over again. ”