It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

“to the es-Trojans” LOVED.

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

i can’t remember what six year old me was wishing for throwing coins in the fountain and blowing on dandelions but i hope the person i am today was at least one of them

girl help they are making me do my job at work

Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.

forgot about the green knight and thought the grinch was just going wild