in the way

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus

[ID. a drawing of a human-like character with very large eyes and blood splatter on them. End ID]

not huge on anime and i’ve never heard a vocaloid song in its entirety but every time i see miku i’m like yeah baby it’s miku that’s my friend miku

has anyone else noticed that being alive is like. not the most dignified experience ever

CUTE DATE IDEA: go to a medieval torture museum and tell each other which devices you would put each other in