work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

its literally not my fault im a bad person who makes bad choices

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

formative years? aren’t they all?

honestly the impact of frustration is seriously underestimated. like as an emotion i think it's not seen as intense as anger or despair or even joy or excitement. and yet being frustrated is the quickest route to meltdown. for me at least. there's something about how it's just got nowhere to go that makes it so overwhelming and unpleasant. and it gives you just contradictory responses to the situation can do you keep trying, do you get angry, do you cry and get upset do you throw up like what

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

just a friendly new year’s eve reminder that if you accepted a challenge from a green knight this time last year you’re due tomorrow at the green chapel to get beheaded. time to get a move on

i will not die like a dog or a man or at all

you know how men used to make fun of women for talking to their friends on the phone for hours. now men do the same thing but thru something very gay called discord

the shallow sea that once covered the Earth would have been beautiful this time of year