filled with poison

I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game

For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again

the toll has been paid

Never forget that it is canon that Sakura and Ino developed a children’s mental health centre to help children left mentally damaged by the war. 

gaara naruto and sasuke share an apartment and they have a douchebag jar (new girl) where u put money in every time you act like a tool and naruto and sasuke could pay rent with the amount of coin theyre throwing into it

sasuke: [walks into the living room, wallet out, and instantly deposits twenty dollars into the jar] i cant find my fucking versace bag and i swear to god naruto if you fucked it up im going to murder you [leaves and slams the door to his room the KEEP OUT sign falling to the ground] naruto: ……. gaara: naruto……. naruto: i was just borrowing it i couldnt find my gym bag and i needed to carry my jock strap somehow gaara: jar

gaara, a boy who was born so rich that he could buy both sasuke and narutos shitty cars with his birthday money from when he turned twelve: do you really not have a favorite summer home? naruto, a boy who has eaten ramen for three weeks in a row and hasnt gone to the doctor since he was fourteen: are you implying that i have multiple summer homes? gaara: ……..you only have one summer home????? sasuke: JAR! MONEY IN THE JAR! AND MAYBE A WATCH OR TWO WHILE YR AT IT gaara: [embarrassed and regretful as he pays his dues] im sorry it wasnt my intention to alienate you. i know i had a sheltered upbringing and im still unlearning classist ideals so i apologize for any discomfort i caused with my thoughtless words. thank you for continuing to call me out for the ways i harm you. i really appreciate and respect you for this and ill strive for better in the future. naruto: sasuke: naruto: oh my god take your money back sasuke: booooooooo! naruto: why cant you just be an asshole like the two of us? sasuke: booooooooo you make the jar no fun boooooooooooo gaara: i dont. understand. sasuke and naruto: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Y'all need to type paragraphs of arguments less and learn to say “blow me bitch” to people

it costs exactly $0.00 to not be an asshole and stay out of the tags for characters and ships you dislike

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now