Shit my friends say
Pauline: “You’ve got a nice pair of testes there, Jed”
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Shit my friends say
Pauline: “You’ve got a nice pair of testes there, Jed”

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Shit my friends say
*shows picture of guy she likes*
Pauline: “I like the Jesus in Genesis look”
Shit my friends say
Pauline: I’m going to spoon my way out of this hole. SPOOOOON.
Shit my friends say
In a physics lesson
Tuub: I like a good bush in the winter.
Shit my friends say
Pauline: Running braless is like the big swinging dongs on a grandfather clock.

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Shit my friends say
Pauline: I’m magnetic.
Pauline: Moooooo.
Shit my friends say
Steve: Shaniqua is a partridge.
Shaniqua: *shakes head and leaves through the closest door*
Do you even just want to push your shortest friend down seventy six flights of stairs?
Because it’s a mood.
23.03.18 // 14:21
I saw this postcard while out in paperchase a wild ago, and it made me giggle 🎼
Shit my friends say
Steve: “I’m going to be a little bitch and shit all over your house”

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Me: look into my box of wonders
(A box of brownies in my bag)
Derek reaches for the box, but wasn’t invited
Me: NO! *flails arms, brownie falling out of mouth*
Susan: *eats brownie* she’s a lesbian - get out of her box of wonders
Shit my friends say
Pauline: I’d rather be a good bottom than a shit top.
Shit my friends say
Pauline: It’s alright for you. I have to make the milk myself.
Shit my friends say
Pauline: “I’m going to come, let me squeeze your bottle.”