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go hog wild this midsummer !!

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ampervadasz

Unmute !

#snuffles #My god i love the ears

weirdness-is-good

coughloop

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

#Snuffles

mrdingo

This is the best photo ever taken of Terry Pratchett, and indeed one of the best photos ever taken of anybody.

#snuffles

bahtaflii

Happy 5th birthday (hatch day), Bābu

I’m getting pretty good at making miniature birthday hats

cutereptiles

Happy hatchday! :]

#When Punch has her birthday

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theweirdwideweb

kallistoi

[image description: a video of a wild hog running along the side of the road. it’s set to a bit of “dog days are over” by florence + the machine. it goes, “run fast for your mother, fast for your father / run for your children, for your sisters and brothers / leave all your love and your longing behind / you can’t carry it with you if” before getting cut off.]

sepiascissors

I used to think that they would run like horses but no, they run like deer

Chubby short deer

#FAST #snuffles

holdoncallfailed

nice!

#snuffles #Mr Snuffles needs entertainment!

uesp

Being a swineherd is much harder than you think. Being a good swineherd is even harder. There are many things that a pig needs and it is the duty of the swineherd to see to them all.

A pig needs mud to wallow in, dry hay to sleep in, and clean water to drink and bathe in.

A pig needs slop to eat. Slop can consist of almost any food scraps, but a pig prefers corn cobs, fruit, vegetables, mushrooms, and wheat.

But most of all, a pig needs love. Love your pigs and they will serve you well.

–What a Pig Needs

#A book by Punch #snuffles

memewhore

captainsingleton

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

kitharion

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

minyate

#Meanwhile at Punch's place #snuffles

cundtcake

#UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN!!!#Snuffles

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triptihosmrti

i sobbed

#Snuffles #MR SNUFFSIE WAAHHHHH

thesassypigs

And you, would you share your sandwich with this piggy? 🐷💕

via @odis_the_minipig

disgustinganimals

I’d be impressed to meet a little piggle generous enough to buy me a sandwich in the first place but I’d definitely cut it in half to split out of basic courtesy.

if you know of any pigs that give out free sandwiches, you let me know.

#Snuffles

toxictiktoks

goth-aunt

This is so rude and violent

ms-meows

What a lovely pink dog 😍

disgustinganimals

what don’t animals understand about no shirt no shoes no service

#Snuffles #LET HIM IN

foulserpent

i dont think argonians are ever depicted with forked tongues and stuff with them smelling with their tongues is pretty rare. but i think its fun so i give them that anyway.

my headcanon is they all have functional jacobson’s organs and that most argonians on the reptilian end of the spectrum (and more rarely the fishy, froggy, birdy, and treelike argonians) have forked tongues . and all of them have scent as a an important sense, about at the level of hearing, which is part of why theyre so difficult to communicate with by others bc a lot of their communication relies on it. my sole evidence is mere-glim in the novel apparently emitting a sulfuric smell when pissed off, so im translating that into ‘argonians communicate emotion primarily through subtle body language and scent, both of which are inaccessible to a lot of other people’

men and mer with argonian friends will go thru a period of “dude why are you sniffing me do i smell bad” and the argonians like

:)—< what?

:)—–< im just

:)—-< checking in on you

:(——< whoa you smell sad

:(—–< are you okay man?

#I like this very much #headcanon

ganredhels-house

an argonian champion of meridia named touches-the-beacon

that’s all folks

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

i was never seen again.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me

and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

#How you stop: eventually #Shit Punch would do #This post is the essence of her #headcanon

ncjswnnskdoekdmenns

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt

just a boar in a stoar

#Belethor has a sign outside the shop that says NO PIGS INSIDE #because of Punch and Snuffles #Snuffles

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