Undecided

Someone finally recognized him

insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

“Nobody should be required to use beauty products to look professional!” Ok, Susan. Next time you go to a restaurant you tell me you don’t mind that the waitress who has the flu serves you food while looking into her sweaty face and at her red, swollen nose. Next time you go in for surgery have a talk with the surgeon who has bags under their eyes and looks like they’re on hardcore drugs due to their dry, split lips and irritated skin and tell me it’s not bothering you. Let’s be honest - none of us wants these illusions destroyed.

TIL not wearing make up is the same as serving food while being sick with a contagious illness

imagine thinking “i don’t want these ugly people to serve me” before “hey uh is she ok”

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

LET’S GO

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

Date a boy who one day wants to marry you