Perfection

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

*reflection walks away*

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

still one of my all time favourite posts

this should be a new drawing challenge, draw the squad at splash mountain

I wish I could draw

We could be soul mates, we could be so great.

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”