oh jeez, here I go again

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything