Just Me

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

just went through all the pages on mummipedia and the pathology sections are like “this late Iron Age individual was male, 25-30 years old. his skull showed a healed blow consistent with a hatchet strike that probably would have caused vision loss in his left eye. he had severe congenital scoliosis. at the time of his death he was suffering from osteosarcoma, extra-pulmonary tuberculosis and several parasitic infections. the cause of death was dysentery.” JESUS CHRISTTTTT the people who think humans were healthier in the past need to read this.

it’s either “he had every disease known to man and multiple strains of tuberculosis” or “no cause of death could be determined”

Since everyone in the notes is asking, the hatchet to the head is a reference to the Scythian warrior mummy. Though it was more likely a club, he survived massive facial trauma.

2nd Beach La Push Washington

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works