it is what it is

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

Translator? Why not trans now?

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

you guys really need to drink water. not me though i am exempt

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

thou? art not the knave. thou'rt not capable of BEING the knave. i hadst a knave, but now have none. thou. art not. the knave.

wench wrench, wretched wench, i madst thou my wench (JESSIE!)

my sire and my lady and my lady and my si-ire

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media