my cat is sad.

no one else in his family is a cat

we are all human except for him

he is excluded from most things

and no one tells him why

he just wants to play

and be loved

he looks at us with wonder

and disappointment

he says hello i am a cat what is my existence

what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too

can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much

do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favourite

do you like me

are we brothers

why didnt i grow up

why am i so small

can you help me be happy

Anne: Would god accept that?

Aragon: I’m sure he has bigger things to worry about.

— — —

Anne: I put the ‘bi’ in ‘bitch’

Cleves: Yes you do.

Anne: RUDE!

— — —

Jane: I put the ‘pan’ in ‘panic’

Aragon: ...are you okay hermosa?

Jane: Nope!

— — —

Cleves: I put the ‘les’ in ‘les-be-honest’

Cathy: That’s not a word.

Cleves: It is now.

— — —

Kitty: I put the ‘les’ in ‘lespedeza’

Cleves: Okay that’s actually not a word.

Kitty: Yes it is! Look it up!

Jane: Apparently it’s a plant.

Kitty: I want to be a plant.

— — —

Cathy: I put the ‘bi’ in ‘bioluminescence’

Anne: I didn’t know you could glow in the dark.

Cathy: Actually, all humans glow in the dark, it’s just not visible to the human eye.

Anne: So what I’m hearing is when they snapped my neck I should’ve just started to light up like a glow stick.