Oz Galaday

@athenap-wow is this you?

Get this ... the protagonist? A boy.

And the Antagonist?... Bad!

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

I have a friend that's all of them. Do I get combo points?

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

I can't tell you how often I think of this kind of pairing!

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

All of this was orchestrated by "The Kidney Man" who had a bit out on both of you

when someone says "thank you" you should say "you're welcome" so they know they're welcome to thank you again 👍

This reads like lemony Snicket

Pain scale but the face gets happier as the number goes up

I think this is just the plot of hellraiser

Who, What, When, Where, Why, How

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

Gathering all that magic in one place is just another thaumaclism waiting to happen

My uncle had to blow into a kazoo every time he wanted to start his car

extra-judicial burger punishments

Individually picking off the sesame seeds one by one with a tweezer. The worst part is the screams

Roundabouts are the best road features, cause when else do you get to go in a circle and be very scared for a second?

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

This gif is so inspiring

Okay so I'm also not the most in depth in the furby culture, but what if you tried to make the DJ Furbies shorter