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It helps less and less each time. And it feels good to do more and more.

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When someone asks you if you wanna go out for fried chicken

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"Everything is temporary, so try not to get too attached, try not to worry, and try not to overthink."

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“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches. “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds.

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For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

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I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

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“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

holyromanhomo

The last comment literally always cracks me up

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Seconds. Secret Panel HERE!

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forever is a lie, because tomorrow isn’t promised. but i promise that if tomorrow comes, i will still love you.

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hyperempathyfeels

‘you can’t please everyone’

ok but firstly my fear of conflict or any negative emotions says otherwise and also i can fucking try

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chillin-likeavillainnn

So unmotivated

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