"You guys meet the king and queen"
Dan rolls a critical hit on attack against the king
"The king is dead, the queen loses her shit."
Jim rolls diplomacy to calm her down, and instead seduces her with a 23 on the check. Meanwhile, Quinn gets a total of 27 on move silently, to jack the gold.
"You guys make your way to the exit, but notice the castle is eerily silent, no guards, no nobles; you walk out the castle unchallenged. You're living the dream. Everyone, roll FORT saves."
Mark's total is 8, Dan rolls a 16 on die, with a +4, and Quinn shit crits (Natural 1).
"Dan, you wake up, and notice a huge crowd throwing rotten food at you, and screaming inaudibly, plus a noose around your neck, as well as Mark and Quinn, dropping from a trapdoor. This is followed by a sicken, gushy snap. You too drop from a trap door, and though your feeling sore, you're still alive, suffocating. As you struggle to breath, the cheering you can barely make out suddenly becomes curdling screams of horror. The surrounding area feels hot, and your already compromised air supply is replaced with smoke. Another Fort save."
"You feel your life slip from your body, and as you descend to the lower planes, you see Quinn and Mark, (rolls some dice secretly). You two, roll Will saves."
Quinn rolls 16 total, and Mark gets 14.
"Dan, you see Rick singing the Canadian national anthem while playing patty cake with Mark, as he makes fart noises with his mouth. You, Dan, roll Will."
"Before the urge to violently spin on the ground shouting 'poly olly oxin free!' takes you, hear these words: (Rick gets and whispers in Dan's ear) "Get fucked, asshole."
