In Too Deep

Sometimes I take it to far, I guess.

Sometimes I'm a little too sensitive, you're fine.

Sorry for calling you a gay racist.

Sorry man, I've just had a shitty week and I never know when you're kidding.

Woah, you okay?

Peachy.

Wait- Is it because you’re gay? You can tell me if you are.

No.

She has an amazing face and body, how do you not see it?

She's just not my type. 

How classy of you. I’m more of Megan Fox or- You know, Beyoncé, kinda of guy. Usually more into blondes, though.

I never quite saw the appeal in Megan Fox, but I'm sure she has her attractive qualities.  

Who are they? Eh, but I’m super strong and stuff, I’ll totally be able to take him.

Mila Kunis is really beautiful. I also like Scarlett Johansson. I'm not doubting your physical strength one bit, but have you seen Jay-Z? 

Maybe. Don’t you have any?

I have one or two, yes. You do realize you might have to fight off Jay-Z for Beyonce, right?

What?

Does someone have a little celebrity crush?

Sent Beyonce a fan letter today. How long do you think before she flies out to Lakewood to marry me? I mean, I’m pretty iressisable, right?

[Giggles]