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the weirdest thing about minecraft is that we literally just dont know where it came from. like nobody made it??? some people just like… found the original software code inscribed in a cave somewhere or some shit and put it together and realized it was a game. its crazy how we dont even know who created it

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

imagine being a ghost hunter in the 19th century. running around freezing cold spooky old mansions in tight pants and a puffy-sleeved white shirt, cloak streaming out behind you like enormous bat wings, knee-high boots clacking on the cracked marble floors and rotting hardwood staircases, candelabra in hand, high out of your mind because they just loved to put cocaine in absolutely everything, did those victorians. the dream.

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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

I love when people say “i really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)” and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when people know more about you than you do. I get really excited.

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I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

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me, 1 day after playing dnd: god I can’t wait to play dnd

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