Slashy Smut And Smutty Slash

Tom, reading the Daily Prophet: Some idiot tried to fight the giant squid in Hogwarts lake.

Broke: Wearing your boyfriend’s hoodies

Harry and Draco just having the most awkward first date in the history of awkward first dates and they’re just strolling along together and Harry awkwardly hands Draco a chocolate frog and Draco awkwardly accepts it and opens it to find a Harry Potter card and both of them blink at it in silence for two seconds before Draco grins his most wicked grin and Harry’s face now resembles a beetroot and Draco cannot stop laughing after that and so Harry finally grabs him in a kiss to shut him up and that’s how their awkward first date ends in the very best first kiss in the history of first kisses.