sunrise, parabellum

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

I'm fatally wounded... And it's yours

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

yummyummyummyummyummy yummy for piggy

imo if you want to have your noble character be cool with their servants or a 'good boss' my advice would just be that you can't. it's just inherently an uncomfortable situation & class dynamic & you have to reckon with that