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“honestly, don’t you two read?”

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

Soap: Gaz, code name “Been there, done that”.

Ghost: What the fuck. (He had no idea his boyfriend and his best friend had slept together until then. Everyone else somehow knew though.)

Gaz, sweating: It was before—

Soap, ignoring the turmoil: Ghost is “Currently doing that”.

Soap: Alerudy, code name “It happened once in a dream”.

Alejandro: Doesn’t have to be a dream, amigo.

Ghost, again: What the fuck. (Did everyone want to get into Soap’s pants? (The answer is yes.))

Rudy, the peacemaker: The invitation includes you too, of course.

Soap, moderately distracted now: Price, code name “If I had to pick a dilf”.

Price, the only man in the room who wants nothing to do with Soap’s bed: …

Soap, because he respects the wives: Laswell is “Eagle Two”.