blog of infinite proportions

babygirl i will fill your dash with so many nonsense posts

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

i liek cosmic brownie :) *eats one* *gets sick for a little bit* *recovers* *eats one again*

Getting my news third hand from internet but is it true trump and melania left the white House in a helicopter but didn't take barron with them

ben shapiro is feverishly attempting to find this man and cut a deal

Fool, the man was Ben Shapiro on stilts

happy “the great gatsby is now in the public domain” day to all who celebrate

LET THE SLASH COMMENCE!

I'm gonna figure it out hold on

PFFFHHHBTBBHT

I'm 90% sure that there's just one change. it's in one of the later chapters. a straight, undeniable change to the canon. I'm absolutely baffled

yes okay this is word for word accurate to the book aside from ONE paragraph and it hit me like a TRUCK

yes there is a raybans sunglasses sale its down here in my wine cellar come on

This is the future liberals want

how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all