meathead

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

#i hope we get to actually see delphine#like for more than 3 seconds#before she has to go hunting  for nose hairs on mt everest or something via @attackofthepygmypuff

*me, age 90, in a rocking chair* “kids, let me tell you the story of a young canadian who changed the art of acting forever”

Honestly, at this point, this only thing that convinces me Tatiana Maslany played all these different characters is the fact that her laugh is always the same in the bloopers.