which they ate with a runcible spoon

Will the last person leaving Tumblr please turn off the lights.

SASHA YES

rather than death of the author i subscribe to a critical framework i like to refer to as Schrodinger’s Author where the authors intentions are important except for when i dont like them

Hot take: people who argue that saying “mood,” “same,” “F,” “oh worm?” etc. add nothing to a conversation don’t realize that they function the same way as aizuchi, i.e. signalling that you’re still paying attention to what the speaker is saying, which is harder to do when you can’t see the other person.  In this essay, I will

@squirre1meat

*minecraft hurt sound plays as i am hit by a car on the freeway*

Shit you right, I forgot

TAKE TO THE WOODS

it makes me so sad when ppl apologize for talking so much about their hyperfixations. like no keep going i love you

if you don’t shut up about your own ocs. if you don’t shut up about obscure characters that no one else appreciates as much as you. if you get into deep lore of a series no one else around you likes. I Love You So Fucking Much

and most importantly if you make fun of ppls interests i will absolutely destroy you. make no mistake