/care

Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

“how the fuck can a fourth grader be named after The Last Airbender, that was only a few years ago” he thought, moments before the all-consuming despair at the passage of time took hold

me taking another pointless personality quiz to find out what type of moss i am: oh the audience in my head is gonna love this

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

being sleepy is part of my personality

acting like ‘everytime we touch’ is the only cascada song that bangs is ‘evacuate the dancefloor’ erasure