Outsider And Lost Boys

Part 9

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Paul: Be careful around Y/n, dude.

David: why?

Paul: They keep grabbing safety pins and snapping them and then muttering, “not so safe anymore pin.” And giggling.

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Y/n: David I got a joke for ya

David: No.

Y/n: what’s the best gift you can give someone?

David: peace and quiet.

Y/n: A broken drum! No one can beat that!

David: …

Y/n: *sweating* please put down the wheelchair…

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Dwayne: Stop bringing back random barrels to the cave!

Marko: But real life Donkey Kong!

Dwayne: No. More. BARRELS!

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Marko: They hate me…those damn security officers…

Paul: why?

Marko: because I’m gay…and cause we’ve been killing and eating locals but mainly cause I’m gay

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David: Y/n, your hair looks nice today :)

Y/n: who sent you?

David: Paul.

Y/n: I’m not sharing my food with him

David: I wouldn’t either

Paul: TRAITOR!

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Marko: What if I just?- *grabs David’s hair*

*CRUNCH*

David: DAMMIT MARKO MY HAIR

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David: y’know some people tell me that Paul and Marko’s stupidity is gonna be the death of them but they’re wrong

*THUD*

Marko: okay that didn’t break the couch yet! Try jumping from the other ledge!

Paul: Got it!

David: Because these idiots cannot die.

*THUD*

David: STOP TRYING TO BREAK THE DAMN COUCH!

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(On the boardwalk)

Y/n: bad news for corn dogs: I woke up

Dwayne: you concern me sometimes…

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Paul: Man these nails in this old bat are really pointy be careful

Marko: I…I think that’s the point my dude…

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Y/n: You alright there, Michael?

Michael: I think life is bdsm and I forgot the save word…

Y/n: Oh…

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Y/n: Do I get to choose what I feed on when I turn into a Vampire?

Dwayne: Uhhh…no?

Y/n: So I can’t like just feed off fruity pebbles or anything?

Dwayne: Also no.

Y/n: This shit lame..

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Marko: *sewing more patches onto his jacket* Sewing is so calming, right Dwayne?

Dwayne: *Sitting with several dots of blood on his hands* No. It’s not.

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Y/n: Someone told me I was losing blood but jokes on them, I know exactly where it is!

David: Where?

Y/n: On the floor…

David: are you bleeding?

Y/n:…maybe.

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David: I started an argument with Michael for no reason

Y/n: How’s that going?

David: It’s been fun watching the colour drain from his face as he realizes I already know I’m wrong and have been pissing him off for the past 10 minutes for the fun of it

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So an updated list of what songs remind me of each lost boy! A lot of these are probably gonna be thrash metal or mainly alternative lol

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Dwayne:

•Of Mice and Men - Megadeth

•18 And Life - Skid Row

•Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison

•Slither - Velvet Revolver

•When Doves Cry - Prince

• Machinehead - Bush

Paul:

•Money For Nothing - Dire Straits

•I’m Your Gun - Alice Cooper

•Youth Gone Wild - Skid Row

•Rock The Night - Europe

•Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult

• Original Prankster - Offspring

Marko:

•Lit Up - BuckCherry

•In My Dreams - Dokken

•Armed And Dangerous - Anthrax

•Modern Love - David Bowie

•Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing And Rides The Bomb To Hell - Offspring

•Brother Louie - Modern Talking

David:

•The Scorpion - Megadeth

•Talking In Your Sleep - The Romantics

•I Hope You Die - Bloodhound Gang

•Riders On The Storm - The Doors

•Gimme All Your Lovin - ZZ Top

•Enjoy The Silence - Depeche Mode

Star:

• Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

• Different Drum - Stone Ponies

•Kids In America - Kim Wilde

•Stray Heart - Green Day

•She Bop - Cyndi Lauper

•Star man - David Bowie

Michael:

•Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi

•Salvation - The Cranberries

•Lump - The Presidents Of The United States Of America

•Promises - Megadeth

•My Friend of Misery - Metallica

•Down Under - Men At Work

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Part 8.

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Y/n: You’re really stupid sometimes, dude.

Paul: I’m good at math, I have no clue what you’re talking about.

Y/n: oh yeah? What’s 6x20?

Paul:…. *starts counting on fingers*

Y/n: Dude!

Paul: HANG ON I LOST COUNT!

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David: whatcha reading?

Dwayne: A book written from an 18 year old girl who had believed god had abandoned her despite creating her

Y/n: huh?

David: Nice I love Frankenstein too.

Y/n:THATS THE BACKSTORY?!

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David: Alright which one of you dared Marko to take NightQuil and DayQuil?

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Y/n: Welp, you know what they say Dwayne…

Dwayne: yeah, they shenan once, they’ll shenanigan.

Y/n: …

Y/n: What?

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Paul: you good, man?

David: yes just if you’ll excuse me a moment

David (outside the cave): *screams*

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Y/n: listen here dude I can turn any room into a panic room if you just give me five

Paul: minutes?

Marko: hours?

David: seconds?

Y/n: *Shaking violently* yEs.

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Dwayne: so how did you get to this point dude?

Paul: oh trust me there has been plenty of times I have fucked around…it’s incredible how much I have not found out..

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Marko: so what if protagonists try to murder each each other in romance? Isn’t that true love?

David: that’s what some call foreplay

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Paul: so if I cut off my ear and attach it to the other one does that give me super hearing?

Y/n: that’ll give us trauma more than anything

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(Human) Y/n: Yeah I might not get AS much sleep as a human REQUIRES but can a sleep deprived person do ThIS?! *Stand’s up and collapses into David’s wheelchair*

Dwayne: I am scared but also concerned.

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Marko: For the low price of absolutely nothing I will take on a fight anybody. I don’t care what the fight is for is just lemme at em.

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Y/n: stop sending Paul out to scare people

David: No, he needs his enrichment or he hides on the ceiling

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(These are personally what I think they’d be like but lmk if these characters are wrong because I can’t write in character for shit 🥲👍)

David would turn away when he exhales the smoke from his cigarette so it doesn’t cause you to cough.

Cuddle pile. Consisting of David reluctantly joining, Dwayne being the most considerate of your space, Marko holding your waist and Paul being Paul.

Paul or Marko sneaking you gummies. Not just any gummies. Those gummies. Of course till they notice them setting in. Or David finds out about it and then has both of the vampire’s asses for it.

Each of the boys would be different trip sitters. David would probably not be the best, as he’d probably tell you your hands are purple or something like that to mess with you. Dwayne is dependant, he’d probably be a little cautious at times, but I feel like he’d also toy with you and joke around lots. Paul would also get high with you so you wouldn’t feel alone. Marko would probably have to take over for Paul. (This happens more than occasionally.)

Paul is more touch driven. Marko is acts of service. Dwayne is quality time. David is words of affirmation.

Their kisses taste different but also the same. Dwayne and Marko will definitely taste like candy or blood. Or Marko and Paul will definitely have the taste of weed in their mouth. David will most likely have some bit of alcohol or nicotine on his breath, or also blood.

Will definitely need you to clean out the stains in their clothes with cold water. You’ll probably go through 40 detergent bottles.

The boys will probably have long nails. Claws more like. If you can paint nails, they’ll ask. Paul and Marko would be immensely intrigued (yes Paul would get a hello kitty stickler on his nails)

David would only let you paint his nails black or white or purple

Dwayne doesn’t care about nail colour, he will however flaunt the shit out of your work. “Oh you like my nails? Well my partner did them for me.”

I honestly think that Paul would have you trying random stuff with them. Like mixing drinks. He’d make you try anything. Even if it is just straight rum.

Marko would let you add more stuff to his jacket. Or let you stick pencils and stuff into his curls.

David won’t let you touch his hair, but he will definitely touch yours. He’ll even try braiding it. Though if you want anything proper then Dwayne or Paul are the true hair stylists to go to

They’d be caring, but also annoying, and clingy. And of course protective and defensive

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I couldn’t think of much sorry!

I’ve been so busy and tbh the real mvp here is you and also my sleeping partner next to me. (He’s dealing with the light from my phone lol)

I hope to write more, and tbh I really do love this movie. Cry little sister is an amazing song.

I haven’t written stuff in while is all. Lots of personally stuff has gone on. But I am alive. And I’m hoping to rewatch the movies of The Lost Boys or the Outsiders soon because I gotta refresh my brain :)

Also where did 200+ of you guys come from?! Hiiii thank you for liking my stuffs

I also gotta refresh my writing. Just wondering if the people reading my posts want me to continue how I’m writing now with incorrect quotes or imagines or if they’d like an actual fanfic. Cause I’m down to do both.

Lemme know, cause now I have lots of free time and I wanna make sure that I get the characters as good as I can :)

Okay cya guys, have a good day/night

Byeeeeee

Like as in do I really write for the fandoms or as in I’m the characters?

Once again thank you for the support on these ♥️

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Y/n: Is stabbing someone bad?

Paul: Not if they consent to it

Marko: Depends on who your stabbing

David and Dwayne: YES?!

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(Special guest star Michael!)

Y/n: hey Michael, what do you think is the height of most dumbasses?

Michael: *Looks at David* How tall are you again?

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Marko: Y/n do you know what’s in this bottle?

Y/n: my guess is whiskey, blood or perfume

Paul: *chugs bottle* It’s perfume

Marko and Y/n: PAUL WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Michael: Y/n is something burning?

Y/n: just my burning love for you boys!

Dwayne: Y/N THE STOVE IS ON FIRE

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Y/n: *clutching a pill bottle* it’s just me and my ibuprofen against the world

Marko: okay you need to sleep

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*the boys helping clean Y/n’s house*

David : alright pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away

Paul to Y/n: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in?

Y/n: the blue one

Dwayne: PAUL AND Y/N WTF

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Marko : Y/n has no idea I’m high

Y/n: You’re high?

Marko : Oh, I’m sorry

Marko leaning over to Paul: Y/n has no idea I’m high :)

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Dwayne massaging his temples: Y/n go to sleep, you’re drunk

Y/n: I’m not drunk! I’m high

Dwayne: you’re high?

Y/n: Hi :)

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Dwayne: Do you guys ever have a moment where you don’t insult each other?

David : No

Y/n: No

Dwayne: Didn’t think so

David: of course you did

Y/n: shut up David

David: you first, weirdo

Y/n: okay wine mom Barbara

David: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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*Something crashes*

Y/n: SHIT-

Paul and Dwayne: *running into the room panicking * WHAT FELL?! ARE YOU HURT?!

David: *walking by the room* what died?

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Y/n: I found a safety pin

*cuts off end*

Y/n: NOW ITS A DANGER PIN!

David: Y/N NO! PUT THAT DOWN!

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Dwayne: Y/n how much sleep did you get last night?

Y/n (running on half an hour of sleep): Yes.

Dwayne: Ok. You need to sleep weirdo child

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Paul: “Hey Y/n did you wanna go to the-WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!”

Y/n: *holding hair clippers* •^•

Paul: YOUR HAIR Y/N *sobs in 80’s perm*

Max: slay

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David: sometimes my children are idiots but they mean well

Paul: WE’RE GONNA GO DOWN THE STAIRS IN A SHOPPING CART WOOOO

David: *opens flask and chugs it*

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I’m going off sort of the vibes they give me so this might be mostly punk, rock or even a little metal. I also tried to include some 70’s, 80’s and 90’s rock. There’s also a mix of some other genres as well :)

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Time Bomb - Rancid

We Called it America - NOFX

Got the Time - Anthrax

Yankee Rose - David Lee Roth

The Logical Song - Supertramp

Angeleyes - ABBA

Kill the Dj- Green Day

Breakfast in America - Supertramp

Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart

When Doves Cry - Prince

Armed and Dangerous- Anthrax

Countdown to Extinction - Megadeth

Black Velvet - Alannah Myles

Girls, Girls, Girls - Mötley Crüe

Die, Die My Darling - Metallica

I Did It for Love - Harlequin

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

White Wedding - Billy Idol

Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band

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Anyways let the chaos reign of these attractive vampire bois! (Part 6) Thank you again for your support!

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David: man I’m stressed

Y/n: oh maybe have a nap or…

David: *eats a cigarette*

Y/n: that…

David: I feel better already

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Marko: *hanging upside down* I wish I could hug y/n rn…

Y/n: I’m down here you bastard

Marko: it’s almost like I could still hear their voice

Y/n: Fine, no hugs for you, you wannabe sticky hand

Marko: RUDE

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David: I found an old liquor cabinet

Dwayne: and?

David: It’s empty

Dwayne: why are you drunk then?

David: oh I never said it was empty when I found it, but I sure left it that way

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Paul: what’s it called when you drink a lot but then realized you’ve drunk a lot, so you just drink more to finish the bottle?

Marko: alcohol saving?

Y/n: not wasting while being wasted?

Dwayne: Alcoholism. That is Alcoholism.

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(Not really a incorrect quote but ye)

Dwayne: Father of the Year

Max: Not Father of the Year

David: Wine Mom

Paul: Weed Uncle

Marko: Fruity Tootie Uncle

Y/n: Overwhelmed Child

Star: Crystal Aunt

Laddie: Unproblematic Child

Michael: The normal one

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Y/n: I would like everyone to know that my stomach hurts but I’m being very brave about it

The boys: *clapping*

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Y/n: guess how I fell for a girl on the boardwalk guys

Paul: Boobs?

Marko: Ass?

Dwayne: Thighs and personality?

David: All of those things?

Y/n: Wrong! She tripped me…

Star: god dammit Y/n

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Y/n: *showing affection to David*

David: what is this horrendous thing

Y/n: Affection.

David: Disgusting. Do it more.

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Star: Y’know, you shouldn’t trust Y/n to teach Max modern slang

Paul: why not?

Star: He just referred to him feeding on someone as a “slay moment”

Marko: that makes me trust Y/n more

Max: period.

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Max: I’m proud of you Y/n, have a star sticker

Y/n: my fatherly issues just kicked in and I now have the reflex to cry

Max: holy shit-

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*Y/n arguing with Dwayne*

Y/n: BITE ME MOTHERFUCKER

Dwayne: ok

Y/n: WAIT NO

Dwayne: C’mere Y/n

Y/n: DAVID HELP HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA BITE ME

David: without me?

Y/n: WELL SCREW YOU TOO

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David: I just smoked a whole two packs in a row

Y/n: you okay dude?

David: I cough spicily

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That’s all I could come up with rn. Sorry this took forever, I’m not very funny so I be trying to find funny stuff to match the boys.

I got caught up in life things.

Thank you for your support on these ♥️

Thank you all on your support of these! 🤟

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Y/n: You look like a mess

David: very funny pick on the guy WHO CAN’T SEE HIS REFLECTION Y/N GEEZ

Y/n: Therapy. Therapy is your Christmas gift this year.

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Y/n: Fire is just chilled out electricity

Dwayne: Y/n I don’t think that makes sense

Paul (high): nah it makes total sense bro

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David: you’re music taste is overrated Y/n

Y/n: and so is smoking but I’m not judging you for the fact that you could stop smoking and could still have lungs left in your decaying body.

David: …

Star: Damn Y/n..

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Marko: I wanna eat drywall, it looks crunchy

Paul: dude, it would taste so good, and it’s like eating those dipping candies

Y/n: *bites wall* I’ve been lied to

Dwayne: Y/n what the fuck

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Max: I don’t play favourites

Y/n: then why is there a drawing from Dwayne put higher up than Marko’s and David’s? In fact why is Paul higher up than David?

Max: …They were placed like that randomly..

Y/n: Dwayne isn’t even a golden child! Yesterday he flipped all your shirts inside out and then tried to hide a spider in the closet!

Max: but he doesn’t smoke

Y/n: oh really?

Dwayne: *high as a kite* Whoa, were your walls always this white Max?

Max: fucks sake

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David: I take pride in being the badass one

Paul: and I take pride in being the goofy one

Marko: Being cool looking is mine

Dwayne: I take pride in being taller than any of you

Paul: that’s weird dude

Y/n: yeah take that you tree

David: you’re at least to his shoulder Y/n, I wouldn’t be surprised if you turned into tree stump

Y/n: I hope your blood circulation sucks

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Y/n: I ate a penny

David: Y/n, What. The. Fuck.

Paul: what did it taste like?

Y/n: blood

David: WAHT?

Dwayne: like metal you mean?

Y/n: yeah but I don’t think we have copper in our blood

David: how the fuck do you know what specific metals are in our blood but decide to eat a penny?

Y/n: why not?

Marko: yeah David why not?

David: …

David: I’m going to strangle all of you

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Paul: I got stabbed

Dwayne: what?!

David: how the heck did you get stabbed?!

Paul: well a guy came up to me with a knife and I said “what are you gonna do? Stab me?” And he did

Marko: well I mean he did stab you

Y/n: yeah I dunno what you were expecting him to do…

Paul: obviously kiss me y/n jeez

Y/n: oh shit, you right

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*interview type scene*

David: Y/n is like my child okay? They’re great. Fantastic even. But by god are they emotional.

Y/n (in the background): Daviddddd HAGRID DIEDDdddddd

David: I know

Y/n: WHYYYYYY?! HE WAS SO COOL

David: *drinks water* I wish this was bourbon.

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*Marko stuck in a tree*

David: oh for fucks sake.

Marko: I’m sorry

David climbing the tree: you owe me a red wine Marko, you fuck

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David: people always say that I need therapy, but they’re wrong, cause while they’re spending millions to talk to someone, I have a free support system right here

Y/n: awww we’re your support system?

David holding a wine bottle: I don’t think your name is alcohol but sure

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David: Y/n I want an apology

Y/n: you were being an ass, no

David: Don’t make me get the Live Laugh Love sign

Y/n: shit, I’m sorry Bethany

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Y/n: why don’t we read anymore?

Dwayne: cause last time we did David started a book club

David: IT WAS ONE TIME

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But I have started another chaotic-incorrect quotes thing with the boys and I plan to make a couple more in the future.