#so fruity

(based on this shot from the olympic)

Anyways let the chaos reign of these attractive vampire bois! (Part 6) Thank you again for your support!

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David: man I’m stressed

Y/n: oh maybe have a nap or…

David: *eats a cigarette*

Y/n: that…

David: I feel better already

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Marko: *hanging upside down* I wish I could hug y/n rn…

Y/n: I’m down here you bastard

Marko: it’s almost like I could still hear their voice

Y/n: Fine, no hugs for you, you wannabe sticky hand

Marko: RUDE

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David: I found an old liquor cabinet

Dwayne: and?

David: It’s empty

Dwayne: why are you drunk then?

David: oh I never said it was empty when I found it, but I sure left it that way

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Paul: what’s it called when you drink a lot but then realized you’ve drunk a lot, so you just drink more to finish the bottle?

Marko: alcohol saving?

Y/n: not wasting while being wasted?

Dwayne: Alcoholism. That is Alcoholism.

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(Not really a incorrect quote but ye)

Dwayne: Father of the Year

Max: Not Father of the Year

David: Wine Mom

Paul: Weed Uncle

Marko: Fruity Tootie Uncle

Y/n: Overwhelmed Child

Star: Crystal Aunt

Laddie: Unproblematic Child

Michael: The normal one

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Y/n: I would like everyone to know that my stomach hurts but I’m being very brave about it

The boys: *clapping*

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Y/n: guess how I fell for a girl on the boardwalk guys

Paul: Boobs?

Marko: Ass?

Dwayne: Thighs and personality?

David: All of those things?

Y/n: Wrong! She tripped me…

Star: god dammit Y/n

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Y/n: *showing affection to David*

David: what is this horrendous thing

Y/n: Affection.

David: Disgusting. Do it more.

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Star: Y’know, you shouldn’t trust Y/n to teach Max modern slang

Paul: why not?

Star: He just referred to him feeding on someone as a “slay moment”

Marko: that makes me trust Y/n more

Max: period.

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Max: I’m proud of you Y/n, have a star sticker

Y/n: my fatherly issues just kicked in and I now have the reflex to cry

Max: holy shit-

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*Y/n arguing with Dwayne*

Y/n: BITE ME MOTHERFUCKER

Dwayne: ok

Y/n: WAIT NO

Dwayne: C’mere Y/n

Y/n: DAVID HELP HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA BITE ME

David: without me?

Y/n: WELL SCREW YOU TOO

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David: I just smoked a whole two packs in a row

Y/n: you okay dude?

David: I cough spicily

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That’s all I could come up with rn. Sorry this took forever, I’m not very funny so I be trying to find funny stuff to match the boys.

I got caught up in life things.

Thank you for your support on these ♥️