Kinneret

every character should be a girl

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

hey i noticed your vibe was off for .5 seconds, was it something i did?

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

You will find that this is an inherent property of the mighty potato.