I was always coming back for you

if someone were to ask me how i would have wanted robert to return it literally would have been storming aaron's wedding to a complete non-threat sort of groom. this is what dreams are made of

4 non blondes were right. I DO wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone arrest these sick fucks im sick of them (i need 10 more seasons stat)

every-time i rewatch the hannibal pilot im reminded of how much of an asshole will graham is and how it’s so funny that hannibal eat-the-rude lector did not immediately soufflé his ass. instead he developed a crush and had no choice but to wage psychological warfare on him.

Cassie McKay, how I adore you and all the ways that sobriety has made your perspective more grounded and less frantic than everyone around you. Still deeply human and flawed and a better character for all that entails but at her core willing to learn and grow. The representation we need.

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on