outcasted by geeks

can we talk about the ghost egg

Fuck that ugly lil thot

can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Eh, why not?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I’M GONN A SCREAM IT WORKS EVERY MOTHERFUCKIGN TIME

my type of public transportation 

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

*plays with your hair while you give me head*

😘 muahhhhh