SJ's Crazy Blog of Chaos

Does it count as missing someone if you didn't really even know someone that well, but now wish that you could have?

Feeling this about a dead person...

My boyfriend's grandpa was a cool guy. He always had some sort of a story about everything. He'd never run out of things to talk about but he ran out of time to tell them. I never knew that he used to paint before after his death when I first found out that the gorgeous painting in the writing room in their home was something he painted as a teenager.

The reason Kirk is so accommodating of Spock pretending he doesn’t have emotions is because he is also pretending he doesn’t have emotions like fear or anger or lust and probably has wished taht he was a Vulcan so he could be a more perfect captain send post

When am I allowed to stab a man?

march 15th

That's so far away though

just 4 more days bud

That's so far away though

T O M O R R O W

That's so far away though

NOW

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

spoonful of peanut butter

another way to manage the undying hunger for flesh is to eat 15-20 live crickets. their souls are weaker than most other animals that size but they are easy to get a hold of and have the best flavor

this checks out!

a few people have commented that sometimes heartburn gets mistaken for hunger. I’d never heard that before. If you regularly feel hungry after eating certain types of foods (and adding protein/fat doesn’t help) maybe try chewing an antacid. the digestive tract is dark sorcery basically. an ancient worm coiled in your body whose impish mischief u must appease

was in a shop that sells fiction books for £1 and I had my money counted out already when I went to the checkout and she charged me double what i was expecting so I was like "oh I thought fiction was £1!" not even trying to haggle just as a conversational comment while i got the rest of my money out and she looked at my doctor who how to be a timelord book and went "this is not fiction it's a guide." in the angriest tone ever like I thought she was about to shoot me I'm so sorry I didn't realise I could actually become a timelord from this book 💔

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second