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when fountainpengirl is on an aeroplane and due to the change in pressure she wets herself, leaking her ink everywhere…

#do i even need to explain #theory #yuri #fountain pen #pinned

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memories

you wouldn’t download a #puppy surprise.

b-but... we- we're both girls.....

evil and intimidating Last Tour:

#theory #yuri

alurkerlieshere

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

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Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

alurkerlieshere

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

alurkerlieshere

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

alurkerlieshere

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

ntrider

girl having her fifth meltdown of the week on your dash just texted you "hi"

#people love it when i do this #im like a phoenix from the ashes

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degeneracygenerator

this is the post of all time to me

p0ssumkingdom

the entirety of “Meet the Spy” sped up 10x except for the word “pornography”

cheryl-is-a-lily

transfems are so nice to talk to i wish they existed offline and in my near proximity

cheryl-is-a-lily

little miss touchstarved girl would like to physically hug her friends

sailatina3

Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

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Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

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sailatina3

Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

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Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

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Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

radicalgraff

"Welcome to Genocide Nation. Land Back"

Seen in the Northern Territory of so-called Australia where protesters from around the continent are converging to demand the closure of Pine Gap, a US spy base which has operated since 1966.

qqchurch

normal things are happening in umaland

#epic reaction photo for when everyone i love leaves me

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eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)