God fucking

I just got one of those vaporizer pen/MP3 players. It comes pre-loaded with music and it’s only reggae and you can’t take any of it off or add your own and I don’t really like reggae, but it was only two hundred dollars. 

Stop putting everything I say in your testimonials tag or the only thing I’m going to be testifying for is a witness account of how you died.

Oh you-- you think you're funny? Well, it was a little funny. But it also hurt my feelings a little bit. Please don't go against my wishes for your own enjoyment. Think of others before yourself. Thank you.

Realizing that your name isn’t Chase is probably one of the hardest things to go through. But then you feel gratitude that your name isn’t commonly followed by ‘car’, and you move on.

Car chase? That's the best you could come up with? Not the fact that I'm a piece of plastic-- a debit card carried by millions, threatening to chase me out of town, or really just. Any other chase pun. But, no. You chose "car chase". This is fucking disgusting. I'm not being compared to this.

Stop saying “wtf” on all of my posts, albino cowboy kid.

who are you to tell me what I can and can’t do

Well for one I’m not Nagisa Kaworu in a Woody costume. You, on the other hand,

Gill you need to mirror your icon your legs are on the other side of the country

i haven’t changed my icon since i started this blog and i’m not changing it now

This is why nobody likes you