"We gotta get you on some Dragon Quest or something, dude," sighs Uzi. "The video game. Not a literal quest for a dragon. I think if you got killed by a dragon it'd kinda be a bummer."
Uzi's only a little familiar with Aerith, mostly because she's with Hawks for some reason. Humans really have bad taste.
"You just want something more exciting, right? Gardening's pretty lame, so I don't blame you. I think child labor laws are just gonna be the main thing blocking you, which is why I was saying you gotta find something under the table."
She shrugs, sticking her hands in her pockets. "I mean, just find someone who's... I dunno, questionable instead of evil. Humans love having loose morals, so I bet you'd be able to find someone willing to give you money to run packages or something. Is there not, like, a mafia around here? Seems like a glaring omission."
She frowns at him. "Or maybe just lower your standards a bit. Some people have to settle, you know. Not me, though. I'm awesome."