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I Aint No Slurmp

berenstein or berenstain

oscar meyer or oscar mayer

sex in the city or sex and the city

the monopoly man having a monocle or not having one

the tip of pikachu’s tail being black/brown or not

curious george having a tail or not

What if Osomatsu-san was in anime

Guys, there’s an even bigger danger than the ones Sans and Frisk face in our favorite game. Let me tell you motherfuckers about global warming.

This is the overall global temperature of the Earth from the late 1800s to modern times. There’s this thing called greenhouse gases. When cars and other big machines use fossil fuels they let out greenhouse gases that float up into the atmosphere. Greenhouse gases act like a one-way mirror. When the sulight goes in, it doesn’t come out.

Why is this a problem? Unlike the Underworld, too much sunlight can cause lots of nasty effects! Some of these things include the polar ice caps meting. This can cause lots of floods. Even woser, it can devastate the environment for lots of animals!

But don’t worry! The Undertale fansome is huge. Believe it or not, we have the power to change the world! How, you ask? Well, let mest explain the motherfucking EPA.

The EPA, short for the Envoronmental Porental Agency, is dedicated to motoring human eironments. Because science is fucking epic, the cool dudes at the APA use science to check the well being of the earth’s envirmeriit, as well as preserving wildlefe!

You guys know bethan anyone what a comnity can do. If we can get soeone a fluffy chicken, then we can make sure the EPA getackrin! Everone call the EPE  and tell theym you care about the envirouent! For theouth side, call 404-562-9900. For weside, callem 561-616-8880. Tell thest, “Were care about mother eaother! Save the ice!”

If caleng number isn’t going to dost wost for you, then getut there! Make some Undertun-themed signes and go toy your narest civic center wirth frien! Be the person Frisk thisks you are!

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