Greetings From The Mushroom Circle

I am OBSESSED with the concept of Johnny coming back from beyond the blackwall - maybe in a synthetic body built for him - and he and V almost immediately become disgustingly, unapologetically codependent. Always finding excuses to touch each other, the brushing of hands and bumping of shoulders quickly evolves into Johnny's arms always being draped around V and V always sitting in Johnny's lap regardless of how many other seats are available. No one can figure out what the hell they are to each other but they are certainly a package deal, never seen apart. They start sleeping wrapped around each other, clinging, like they are trying to merge back into one being. Existing in two bodies feels wrong in a way they can't explain to anyone else. It makes their nerves buzz and their muscles ache, so very soon they're doing more than sleeping, and it's not just lust, it's because that's the only way to get Johnny inside, and that's the only time either of them feels whole. They started this journey as two souls shoved into one body, but now they feel more like one soul forced to live in two.

canon btw

being a fan of male V is hard because on one hand you feel like his voice performance is serverly underrated by half of the community but on the other hand you don't wanna look like those annoying dudebros that think fem V should die or something lmao

loooove his faggy lil walk

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

William Shakespeare invented every goddamn word and phrase we use today and then named his son Hamnet. How many kids today are named Hamnet? Zero. Dude fucked up his biggest chance.

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

i don't like to yuck people's yum but i have to say that my least favorite thing to come from the current state of Artists on the Internet is the idea of a sketchbook as something nice and pretty and shareable. like i love me a notebook full of gorgeous art don't get me wrong but that is NOT what a sketchbook is. a sketchbook is my friend who i carry around everywhere like a purse chihuahua. it is the physical manifestation of my notes app. it is the container into which i wring my brain out. it is my therapist. and most of all it is filled with absolutely terrible sketches that should never see the light of day.

this post is making the rounds again and the amount of people saying that the pretty sketchbooks phenomenon ruined sketchbooks for them is HEARTBREAKING and i stand by my opinion that sketchbooks should be like a jar you put your OCs in. and then you shake them around in there. that's what they're for

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body