A D O N I S

      ⊰ .&& HOW IRONIC THAT all of a sudden your opinion’s wrong – ya self-esteem’s gotta come back from Olympus. The second one’s easy when you’re me, I got enough charisma to lure people in. I don’t needa bottle of anythin’ unless I’mma be bustin’ caps up people’s assholes. ❞

“...hm? Did you say something dear? I stopped listening five minutes ago when you opened your mouth and nothing but wrong flew out of it. Reach your goals, be successful, don’t end up as a hallmark lifetime movie featuring Beyonce as the girl your man cheats on you with. I’m rooting for you.”

      ⊰ .&& I MEAN, IF that’s what’cha think then sure. My resolution’s for me to trynna eat healthier or somethin’.. in the sense of only eating fattenin’ things so I can get some meat on my bones. ‘N to befriend more people. ❞

“We were all made to have opinions, it’s just fun to see that mine are the right ones. Good luck with that, the second one can be quite difficult, but with hope and an extra bottle of Jack-- anything is possible.”

send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

      ⊰ .&& MMMH, SOMETHIN’ TELLS me that that ain’t quite gon’ happen but we can dream. Got any resolutions for this year?  ❞

“Well missy, with that attitude, it definitely isn’t going to happen. No, I’m not the type to make resolutions. I love myself and where my life is headed, so I don’t really have the need to. How about yourself?”