Hey come put your hands near my mouth

*Well, there is a door here.

Huh. Weird door.

The door opens, and... a child stumbles out. The child has familiar grey hair and eyes, though he isn't wearing a hat or coat. He is wearing a pink tunic with a symbol on it. His face is mostly neutral, though his eyes widen when he sees the turtle.

Uh... I dunno, not really. Maybe? He cranes his neck a bit to try and look at his shell. The hard hat he's wearing doesn't make this any easier.

THEO Used BITE!

...Oh yeah? Is that so?

Why I oughta...

Fine. You're not even fun to bite.

*Well, there is a door here.

Huh. Weird door.

The door opens, and... a child stumbles out. The child has familiar grey hair and eyes, though he isn't wearing a hat or coat. He is wearing a pink tunic with a symbol on it. His face is mostly neutral, though his eyes widen when he sees the turtle.

Uh... I dunno, not really. Maybe? He cranes his neck a bit to try and look at his shell. The hard hat he's wearing doesn't make this any easier.

THEO Used BITE!

...Oh yeah? Is that so?

Why I oughta...

*Well, there is a door here.

Huh. Weird door.

The door opens, and... a child stumbles out. The child has familiar grey hair and eyes, though he isn't wearing a hat or coat. He is wearing a pink tunic with a symbol on it. His face is mostly neutral, though his eyes widen when he sees the turtle.

Uh... I dunno, not really. Maybe? He cranes his neck a bit to try and look at his shell. The hard hat he's wearing doesn't make this any easier.

THEO Used BITE!

...Oh yeah? Is that so?

*Well, there is a door here.

Huh. Weird door.

The door opens, and... a child stumbles out. The child has familiar grey hair and eyes, though he isn't wearing a hat or coat. He is wearing a pink tunic with a symbol on it. His face is mostly neutral, though his eyes widen when he sees the turtle.

Uh... I dunno, not really. Maybe? He cranes his neck a bit to try and look at his shell. The hard hat he's wearing doesn't make this any easier.

THEO Used BITE!

*Well, there is a door here.

Huh. Weird door.

The door opens, and... a child stumbles out. The child has familiar grey hair and eyes, though he isn't wearing a hat or coat. He is wearing a pink tunic with a symbol on it. His face is mostly neutral, though his eyes widen when he sees the turtle.

Uh... I dunno, not really. Maybe? He cranes his neck a bit to try and look at his shell. The hard hat he's wearing doesn't make this any easier.

THEO Used BITE!

*Well, there is a door here.

Huh. Weird door.

The door opens, and... a child stumbles out. The child has familiar grey hair and eyes, though he isn't wearing a hat or coat. He is wearing a pink tunic with a symbol on it. His face is mostly neutral, though his eyes widen when he sees the turtle.

Uh... I dunno, not really. Maybe? He cranes his neck a bit to try and look at his shell. The hard hat he's wearing doesn't make this any easier.

*Well, there is a door here.

Huh. Weird door.

Avit sees a turtle. It's wearing a hard hat and munching on a cucumber that is also inexplicably sitting there.

It's alright. Not bitter enough but it's got a good crunch.

*avit's stunned for a moment, since they didn't know that the turtle could talk. but they recover quickly enough*

neat! i've never noticed cucumubers just sitting in places, but i guess it's convenient that you did!

I have been told that I am a snapping turtle.

i'm dead! a bit foggy on the details though!

Weird. Most dead humans can't talk.

...That makes no sense, and it makes me kind of mad.

okay!

Chomp! A mighty bite.

got it!

Avit sees a turtle. It's wearing a hard hat and munching on a cucumber that is also inexplicably sitting there.

It's alright. Not bitter enough but it's got a good crunch.

*avit's stunned for a moment, since they didn't know that the turtle could talk. but they recover quickly enough*

neat! i've never noticed cucumubers just sitting in places, but i guess it's convenient that you did!

I have been told that I am a snapping turtle.

i'm dead! a bit foggy on the details though!

Weird. Most dead humans can't talk.

...That makes no sense, and it makes me kind of mad.

okay!

Chomp! A mighty bite.

Avit sees a turtle. It's wearing a hard hat and munching on a cucumber that is also inexplicably sitting there.

It's alright. Not bitter enough but it's got a good crunch.

*avit's stunned for a moment, since they didn't know that the turtle could talk. but they recover quickly enough*

neat! i've never noticed cucumubers just sitting in places, but i guess it's convenient that you did!

I have been told that I am a snapping turtle.

i'm dead! a bit foggy on the details though!

Weird. Most dead humans can't talk.

...That makes no sense, and it makes me kind of mad.

WOAG. A TURTLE! Hi little guy

Bet!

CHOMP. Doodlez has been bitten.

Sorry, it's sort of my thing. My lore, you might say.

Well, yeah, but you're sentient, so I thought maybe you'd be friendly?

Nice, thanks.

WOAG. A TURTLE! Hi little guy

Bet!

CHOMP. Doodlez has been bitten.

Sorry, it's sort of my thing. My lore, you might say.

Well, yeah, but you're sentient, so I thought maybe you'd be friendly?

WOAG. A TURTLE! Hi little guy

Bet!

CHOMP. Doodlez has been bitten.

Sorry, it's sort of my thing. My lore, you might say.

Avit sees a turtle. It's wearing a hard hat and munching on a cucumber that is also inexplicably sitting there.

It's alright. Not bitter enough but it's got a good crunch.

*avit's stunned for a moment, since they didn't know that the turtle could talk. but they recover quickly enough*

neat! i've never noticed cucumubers just sitting in places, but i guess it's convenient that you did!

I have been told that I am a snapping turtle.

i'm dead! a bit foggy on the details though!

Weird. Most dead humans can't talk.

There is, inexplicably, a turtle sitting on Merlyn's desk.

I be in situations.

He almost looks a little disappointed.

They nod. "Alright, let me know if you need anything else then."

Theo steps quietly into the box.

"Sure. I can go and say hi to the groundskeeper and their kids too while I'm there, I'm a friend of theirs."

I'll be honest, the plan was to trick you into picking me up so I could bite you, but you're like, the second person who was too smart for that.

Avit sees a turtle. It's wearing a hard hat and munching on a cucumber that is also inexplicably sitting there.

It's alright. Not bitter enough but it's got a good crunch.

*avit's stunned for a moment, since they didn't know that the turtle could talk. but they recover quickly enough*

neat! i've never noticed cucumubers just sitting in places, but i guess it's convenient that you did!

I have been told that I am a snapping turtle.

i'm dead! a bit foggy on the details though!

Weird. Most dead humans can't talk.