Its Not About The Pasta

Feeling dysphoric like it’s going to last forever and nothing I do will ever change it and im ugly and fat and it’s going to last FOREVER

Canada all stars doing all that to Jackie Cox is actually so funny. Drag Race Canada really said fuck the US go home yankee

The valley is such a great example of why you need to stick with mid first seasons of reality tv because you eventually get to season 3 where it’s a harrowing depiction of alcoholism, codependency and rape culture. Danny sitting at that bar alone, looking over his shoulder while the women on the show explained to the rest of the guys the reality of what being a woman is like and his wife was getting comforted by her repressed lesbian bff with bpd at another bar … and then he has the AUDACITY to complain that the worst part of it was that he didn’t get birthday sex. CHILLS. IN THE BAD WAY. This is a fucking horror movie bro. I’m so darked out. Insane tv. Danny Booko you need to be killed I’m so serious

Remember that time in season 5 of Vanderpump rules when jax Taylor got keyhole top surgery

Obsessed with how all stars has become a make work program for early season queens of a certain age and absolute nobodies you don’t remember

As a real Certified Cry Baby Bitch it fucking kills me when actors in tv and movies have a big crying scene and make the big sobbing face and all the expressions that go with crying but don’t actually have tears. Scrunching up their face real aggressively but NO Tears falling. It feels a little ridiculous that holllywood hasn’t come up with a solution for this? I understand that crying on command can be hard but there must be some movie magic that can be done. Anyways, this happens in Off Campus approximately 3-4 times with Hannah where she has a Big Crying Close Up Shot but no tears. Lol