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Hermann Melville: ok I'll make my character explain scientifically accurate facts that he possibly couldn't know about, then make him deny it all in the name of Faith. That way the reader understands both what I, as a biologist have to say, and what Ismael thinks. Like, I can explain why whales are mammals, but make Ismael say: this is the theory, but I don't buy it; or explain why hunting whales is a real threat to their very existence and make Ismael say: this is what they say, but I think otherwise. I'm sure my readers will understand the difference.

The readers: wow, this dude really believed whales are fish.

#herman melville #moby dick #the whale #ismael

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to honor the ides of march, I want to share something I photoshopped last Halloween. Over group me, my team and I were trying to organize pumpkin carving. I thought the conversation was perfectly mimicking something that might have been said between conspirators. Thus, my masterpiece…

ortofosforic

That "removed Julius Caesar from the chat" killed me.

Nope, it just killed Caesar

#Julius Caesar #the Ides of March #rome #2065 years isn't enough to overcome the grief #humor

Anthony J. Crowley.

The name Anthony is formed with the root Ant-, which comes from ancient Greek and forms words that have to do with flowers.

So every Anthony, Antonio, Tony etcetera etcetera has something to do with flowers.

Crowley liked the idea of being a flower.

Flowers are nice.

But also deadly.

And I stand by that.

#aziraphale x crowley #crowley #names #anthony j crowley #I mean flowers are cute #he can be cute #but most of the time he's deadly #heck yeah

X:"Please... PLEASE QUIT FALLING IN LOVE WITH THIS ANIME GIRL GENERATION".

Me: But consider...

The girls.

DOROTHY. I WON'T CRY.

Then again the girls.

And let's not forget THE GIRLS.

Yep. This was an excuse to point out how much I loved Keep your hands off Eizouken. The way it portrays teenagers is gold and never, ever forget:

You guessed it.

#the girls #keep your hands off eizouken!#the great pretender #dorothy #midori asakusa

Shanks:"Do you even listen to yourself?".

Buggy:"I'll say it again: as a handsome pirate warrior, you can't lose a limb and still look hot".

Shanks, flaring nostrils and not even a question about Buggy's odd phrasing:"YOU'LL SEE".

*25 years later*

Shanks:"HOW ABOUT NOW, HUH BITCH?".

Buggy:"You didn't seriously lose an arm to prove me wrong, did y-".

Shanks:"I most certainly did, and I'm smoking hot".

Buggy:"..."

Buggy:"Fuck, you're right".

#Buggy #Shanks #shanks x buggy #buggy the clown #I mean Shanks is Shanks #one does not question the Shanks

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Buggy:"There's something cute about Shanks' face".

Roger:"Where?"

Rayleigh:"What?"

Crocus:"Are you feeling all right?"

Nekomamushi:"I don't see it"

Inuarashi:"What are you talking about?"

Oden:"What do you mean?"

Toki:"There's nothing special about it"

Momonosuke:"You're weird"

Hyori: *random gibberish which really means:"You're the only one who likes him, give us a break dude"*

Buggy:"Ugh, forget about it".

#one piece #shanks x buggy #shanks #captain buggy #buggy the clown #no one minds their own business on there

Buggy: "the thing is, I'm the least easily influenceble person on Earth. Doesn't matter who's trying to talk me into something; could be Roger back from death and I still wouldn't change my mind. I only ever listen to myself".

Galdino:"That's admirable Buggy".

Buggy:"The only problem being: there's like ten people who constantly want to kill each other in my head, and that might be a burden during the process of decision-making".

#one piece #one piece buggy #captain buggy #BUGGY-SAMA ALWAYS SO RATIONAL AND RESPONSIBLE #Galdino #Mr.3 #buggy the clown #buggy

loycos

proposing on accident just sounds like something PB would do

renrink

SO PRECIOUS ❤️❤️

narramin

Shanks watching Luffy systematically ruin all the other Yonko’s empires like

Shanks:"Look at us, two characters with their fullfilling story arcs hanging around".

Buggy:"I do have an arc, Shanks you've got an episode".

Shanks:"I think It's three or something, so..."

Buggy:"You got a chapter. I have an arc, a cover story, crushed it with Impel Down and Marineford. Even half of YOUR backstory comes from my flashbacks".

Shanks:"Right! Oden's backstory, I'm also in there!"

Buggy:"So am I. Why the fuck are you in every opening, but not in the story?"

Shanks:"I'm the inspirational model, I'm the final boss..."

Buggy:"..."

Buggy:"You want to avoid the drama, don't you?"

Shanks:"Oh I hate drama so much Buggy you can't even imagine".

#one piece #shanks #buggy the clown #shanks x buggy #I love Shanks but what the heck #he gives out that Tuxedo Mask from sailor moon kind of vibe #I can see Shanks cringing at drama #he could internally explode

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Shanks:" Ok I've had my arc in the beginning and everyone loves me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna disappear for 500 episodes but pop up in every single opening for no reason whatsoever, just to come back for five minutes in Marineford and three pages at the Reverie".

#shanks #one piece #like seriously #why is Shanks so badass?#WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM #and he's in every frickin' opening #red haired shanks

dacuslucy

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

Shanks:"And this is Yasopp, one of my Officers".

Buggy:"And what are you supposed to be?".

Yasopp:"I'm a sniper, sometimes I make things explode".

Buggy:"I'm listening".

#yasopp #one piece #shanks #shanks x buggy #buggy the clown

Shanks: "Buggy gave a big speech. That's word on the street anyway. And I entertained Buggy to no end, with my outstanding sense of humor. So I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? A thousand guys".

Buggy:"Where are you going with that redhead?"

Shanks:"I... for osmosis, captivated a thousand and one guys?".

Buggy:"I knew you were a dumbass... but to this point?".

#one piece #shanks #shanks x buggy #that's another quote from The Office #Shanks being dumb

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homoslovenc

not even God can predict this ending

ortofosforic

YES. THIS TIK TOK.

When I still had tik tok it was hands down my favourite. Now it has come back to me, it's destiny.

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*Shanks trying to make Buggy understand his immoral behaviour*: Look Buggy, if we were in a movie right now, you'd be the bad guy, and I'd be Beyonce.

Buggy: I'm Beyonce, always.

Shanks: not this time.

Buggy: yes I am.

Quote

The Office.

#one piece #shanks #shanks x buggy #one piece buggy #sass #I am Beyonce always

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