lutz

hip dad carrying 2 babies walked into the coffeeshop this morning, back elbow tatt was a pic of snoopy making this face 😳 underneath it said “me so horny”

why does it seem like a disproportionate number of latam politicians are of asian or middle eastern descent?

get back to the US and immediately the craziest shit of my life happens. “first world” my ass

there’s no way to put up a sign telling westerners not to flush toilet paper without it looking déclassé so the nicer places don’t say anything. but that doesn’t mean the pipes can handle it….

i love my friend and it was amazing to travel together for so long but now i’m alone in a hotel before my flight out tomorrow and i’m so excited to phonerot and be pantsless in bed

also remembered after day 1 that i had a 3-day course of azithromycin in my bag we’re so back baby 🙏🙏🙏